Quote Originally Posted by "D" View Post
Nice fish, but really dig the beard and stache.
That's called R-E-T-I-R-E-M-E-N-T, Mr. D. And not having to buy blades anymore.And not having to see clients everyday. And hiding that double chin turkey neck. Wifey told me one day after we had been married several years and I had expanded my waist line quite a bit from her good cookin..."Babe, you look good in your clothes." I took it to mean that out of my clothes...not so much. Now she says she'll divorce me if I shave my beard. I'm beginning to think she's just trying to keep my ugly covered up. That's OK...I got the leverage now. I keep one shiny new double-edged blade at the ready and shake it at her when she gets cantankerous with me. Actually, I'm trying to become a member of Team Geezer.