So if you know and we know it is all in fun what is your job as a moderator CP. I think you should back off all your rhetoric in the name of CDC.
Do not post anything that is not child friendly. In other words, do not post anything rude, unfriendly, angered, inappropriate, disturbing, disrespectful, pornographic, sexual, slanderous, racial, or vulgar. Tongue in cheek razzing is OK only if it is obvious, and you know for fact the recipient will not take offense.

What part of this rule are you using today?