Thread: An Ode to Whiskers

While Whiskers was stuck on the big boat,
And could only fish with the remote.
Sixfin and Buffalo left shore,
In hopes they would settle the score.

Bad weather and high water at hand,
It was almost all they could stand.
When Sixfin started yell'n, Buffalo said what are we smell'n,
They started pull'n out big crappie again.

Braved the weather today and ended up with 38. Lost 10 at the boat, that would have measured.

That buffalo is one dandy of a poet! It's a good thing Whiskers isn't from Nantuckett.

That weird look on my face is because I couldn't feel my feet or fingers but all i could think about was that Whiskers was stuck behind a bridge while we were fishin'. Dang the bad luck!

Hilarious! I was going to wait for Whiskers to reply to thread first before posting, I'm sure he'll have some candid remarks to make. lol! Great catch, you earned those fish today. Long range forecast looks good for next week, hope to see you guys on the water.

WOW!Rofl Thatsone of the funniest little poems I have heard and the pics make it even better. I am not so sure that Buffalo came up with that on his own though All I know is that when Whiskers finally gets off that boat there may not be a crappie left in KY after he is done getting you guys back.

nice mess you guys arehard on wiskers he will get revenge. glad you caught em

Nice bunch of fish. How deep did you find in the muddy water?

That is funny but look out paybacks will be rough

sixfin, you are a cold, cruel little man!

i can't believe you've corrupted my old buddy Buffalo!

Here I've been out here on this ol'boat fight'n floods, driving rain & hurricain force winds, delivering the badly need coal to these power plant so you'll have electricity, to power your computer, so you can get on here & make my life misserable! What have I done to deserve this torture?

Brad, help me out here. You're a State Trooper. Ain't there something they can be charged with? Arn't they break'n some kinda law? Attempted murder, impose'n undue mental hardship or sumth'n? Can ya help a brutha out?

These constant attacks on my sanity have got to be punishable by prison time! I'm set'n here in tears, try'n to cut my wrist with an ink pen. The captain took and hid everything sharp days ago when he saw how I was get'n after the TXT messages.

I can't eat... I can't sleep... They got me on suiside watch! Everywhere I go on here I see sixfin holding up a big'ol crappie now!

I really think I gotta case here! Any Lawyers out there?

Originally Posted by Wiskers

sixfin, you are a cold, cruel little man!

i can't believe you've corrupted my old buddy Buffalo!

Here I've been out here on this ol'boat fight'n floods, driving rain & hurricain force winds, delivering the badly need coal to these power plant so you'll have electricity, to power your computer, so you can get on here & make my life misserable! What have I done to deserve this torture?

Brad, help me out here. You're a State Trooper. Ain't there something they can be charged with? Arn't they break'n some kinda law? Attempted murder, impose'n undue mental hardship or sumth'n? Can ya help a brutha out?

These constant attacks on my sanity have got to be punishable by prison time! I'm set'n here in tears, try'n to cut my wrist with an ink pen. The captain took and hid everything sharp days ago when he saw how I was get'n after the TXT messages.

I can't eat... I can't sleep... They got me on suiside watch! Everywhere I go on here I see sixfin holding up a big'ol crappie now!

I really think I gotta case here! Any Lawyers out there?

I'm no a Lawyer but if you can manage to get them locked up I work a Federal Prison I'll make sure they drop the soap!!!

Originally Posted by Grizzly2k1

I'm no a Lawyer but if you can manage to get them locked up I work a Federal Prison I'll make sure they drop the soap!!!

Now THAT'S what I'm talk'n bout!!! Hands Clapping

I thought about asking for pictures but I think I'll pass.