Buddies went to LOZ for some crappie spawn action. Took some greenhorns with them. Guy hooks onto a monster starts screaming and jumping around because he finally got a bite (after going almost all day during the spawn and not getting one fish)

He fights reels. Fights screams for about a minute. Rod is bent over. Finally gets it to the boat..... he realized he hooked a rock. They didnt let him live that down.

My version:

Since i wasnt there. I boldly said. Wtf. No way you can hook a rock and bring it in. Little did i know... fishing one day we casted very close to the banks. Long story short. I hooked a rock and got it to the boat.