I just had this sent to me and I thought it was funny...

Dear Texas.... Reply

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KState will call you at 2am, drunk, and you will drive over to our house without question.
-Because Texas is our bitch.

K-State will tell you to drive over to the house, pick us up, and take us over to Carl's Jr, and pay for it.
-Because Texas is our bitch.

K-State will have you take us to the mall to by some new Melos, and some socks.
-Because Texas is our bitch.

K-State will make you duck down when we are driving your car, so the shortys wont see you in the car with us.
-Because Texas is our bitch.

You will pay for K-State's cell bill, and you will not question any of the late night calls to unknown numbers.
-Because Texas is our bitch.

And we will beat you at everthing that matters to you.
-Because Texas is our bitch.

Carry on.