That's funny, but not for the reason you may think. I just bought some materials from Rainy's (boy that is a long story) and they make some foam what they call Boobie eyes and I got a few to try them out. It is for flies, but it looks something like a figure 8 that has a narrow mid section and you wrap them over or under (I don't know yet) and tie it in and you have bulging eyes that you can paint of glue something on.

That is one wild looking jig, LOL!

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