"...Heard dis 1?
Once upon a Reservoir"a dragon fly buzzed ever so gently inches from the water surface occasionally sipping water,beneath him there is a lg.mouth bass watching the dragon fly ,and thinks to him self ,"if i jump, i could have him for lunch",above on the bank in the tree line sits a bear, who thinks to him self,;"if the bass grabs the fly ,i could catch the bass for my lunch". across the res.there is a hunter watching the bear, watch the bass, watching the fly.The hunter thinks to him self,; if the bear grabs the bass,that grabs the dragon fly ,i could shoot the bear for my lunch"!
Behind the hunter sits a mouse behind a tree who thinks..."YEAH"!You guessed it"!
Well"...he could then run, and steel" the hunters sandwich for his lunch"!"Behind the mouse, sits a cat" that thinks"...
"What"?You heard this one "afore"? HUH"?SHUT UP DEN"!... well" minutes go by, sure enough the bass jumps for the dragon fly,Bear grabs the Bass, hunter shoots the bear,mouse grabs the sandwich ,the cat leaps for the mouse, but" misses, and lands in the reservoir"!!!...Morel of the story"
Little foreplay will make any pussy wet"!!!"he"he..."Oh yup"!
Last edited by grubfarmer67; 03-09-2009 at 08:01 AM.
"WELL"...YOU ASKED"NOBODY TELLS ME NOTH'N!!!