You friggin transplant. Up and leave me. I hope the ammonia of hog poo makes yur nostrils flare sucker. I tried calling you but obviously you have disconnected yurself from yur old bros. I hope you piss yellow icycles and by gawd dont mess with me homefries-I am coming up this fall and want some IA eyes and some of yur ol lady. Deserter.
You gotta helluva job ressurecting the IA Forum. Are you okay Berd? Do you need some $? Stupid fool if you acknowledge to that, we aint got none and giving you even less.
You left just in the knick of time. Sedgeworths ol lady showed up at the last bash and we all got an earful of how she feels about him. Dayton finally came outta the closet and said yes indeed he is hooked on Oscar Meier Wieners. Mikeb said Gretna is an outpost of homosexuality, that he was raised on it.
That damn Marshduck keeps catchin fish but I cant take a report seriously when it comes from Carrot Top. DUCK, lets go fishin- I just tonight picked up a .380 auto and feel I can make myself happy shootin at one.