Listen you sorry SOB, I can see you finally gave up weed and are just stoked up on good ol fashioned hog doody. Hows it smell to be home, Homefries? We all miss you down here but mostly when we wake up with the high hard one. These wayward queers you fortunately dint have to git used to are unfortunately still living but some of us have plans to change that for the others. Yur buttbuddy diecutter has fallen in love with Slabenomics and none of us will agree to hold the flowers at the wedding, no matter how hot the bridesmaids may be bro. Dayton has lost 2" in height and we must now dig a hole to step on his head. Friggin pygmy. He just busted me open for $32 worth of Boy Scout Popcorn knowing full well I have diabetes and dont give a rip. The moderators here are still trying to keep a short leash on us but you know how that goes. We are having 2 bashes in the next 2 months with proceeds going to the Unified Dead Buzztoy Foundation. Its a battery drive, sure yur ol lady will be excited, like last time I saw her and broke the news. I still have my 14 ft yacht with the TM we went out on a few times. Glad you finally left cuz I finally started catchin fish once you cleared out. Have you finally gone to work, or are you the guy re-pickin corn into wire egg baskets featured on CNN? I hear they have an opening at Blue Bunny in LaMar, testing overflow from cones in a warm environment.
Dadgummit bro, dont fall thru the ice man. They just stocked 132 walleyes into LCR, most 12-14" but some up to 2 ft. You dang Iowans wipe that grin off-this is Virginia dangit, and northern pike are called pickeral here and we all keep an ax handle handy to clean em with.
Bro, how has that Extenze & Viagra been workin for ya? I feel for ya caught in the middle with a short one rigid but that limp needler goin' for ya. We finally put Dayton to the test after some help, and he now stands 3' 4 " standing up but only 3 ft 3 " laying down while viewing porn.
You aint missed much down here Homesquirrel, but we do miss yur wife. My niece is graduating this coming spring, and rather than try get back for Xmas I am coming home for graduation come late may or June and hope to make myself kin to you at that time if you have any sisters or a friends' stepmom.
Dont step on thin ice mofo.
The boat still stinks,
Yur bro Horseshoer.