We hereby reserve our right to Berdman, who has gone to his homeland but created a void here in VA. He aint much of a fisherman but then neither are ya all. We want him back and you hog farmers shut up and let him return to us unmolested. I took the boy out to catch a few crappie to eat since we both were poor at the time and lacking for food, and he talked crap to me in my boat and here, in my homewaters and ended up the 2 of us filleted our slabs and traded em for brews at Hooters here in Williamsburg, VA. Thats a dang good dude I'll have ya know, if you aint queer and ever meet the cat he will trade charged-up AA batteries for the toys ya buy each others' ol ladies, if ya take the time to know the sucker.
Now dadgummit I am from SW Minn and ate the nuts off many a feeder pig in my day and want to adopt a whole band and eat some more. You corn-fed mofos best git on the ball and give up some reports, and if not, well, I am sorry I ever visited ya all.
Berd, when ya need anything or want a favor just contact us. You have disappointed me in not grabbing aholt of that IA Forum and bringing a cpl Nordic chicks back for me you sumbich. You should never have left here in the first place and getting caught putting the wang to our Moderators' sis is no excuse.
Nuthin has changed much of any accord here bro. I have found a new & better recharger that keeps the ol lady happy happy & that Xmas gift a buzzin. I am getting the sentiment that I wanna be eco-friendly and have some kinda solar cells that recharge on the roof to keep her squealing. I'm gettin too old for these all-nighters and cant efficiently explain to this this one why I never axed her t bear my children.
I hope all is going well fer ya bud, and I am coming up in May or late june fer my nieces graduation. I will be expecting a bullhead fishing trip, a trip to the Grotto of Redemption, and to cohabit with one of yur family members.

Put yur long johns on sucker. Hope yur doing okay my friend!