Message for the Holidays

[Danbo]

With the Holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with
my family and friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the
authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with
friends. Well, two days ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had
several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly, I
still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before ----- I took a cab
home.

Sure enough, on the way home, there was a police road block, but since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without
incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know
where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with
it.

[Detailman]

As Jed Clampit used to say Boy I am going to have a long talk with you one day .

[NYHellbender]

Ohhhh!!!!! You had Me Goin'!!!!!

[golfprocrappieman]

oh that's great!!! I'm getting a checkered cab tommorrow!!!!

[Slabby15]

Put a tow hitch on it and use it to pull your boat to the lake. You can be a redneck Slab. LoL.

[DENNIS WILLIS]

I think you might want to let the fella out of the trunk and givi him a large tip, lol.