Husband comes to the breakfast table to find his wife drinking coffee and reading the newspaper.
He pours himself a cup, sits down, takes a sip, then says listen, when i die i want you to sell all my stuff right away.
About a minit later wife says what made you say that?
Well chances are i will die first, and chances are you will remarry, and i dont want some a hole getting all my stuff.
About a minit later wife says, well what makes you so sure id marry another a hole?