My buddy from Canada sent me his spring time chore list today:
1. Shovel walkway
2. Scrape windshield
3. Break icicles off gutters
4. Shovel snow off roof
5. Salt sidewalk
6. Defrost water pipes
7. Reschedule cancelled airline reservations to FL
8. Chip ice off car door
9. Tow frozen car into garage to defrost radiator
10. Put groundhog in the oven with BBQ sauce