Guy backs boat, buddy holding bow line walking down the ramp and onto the convenience dock. Boat launched, driver pulls out and heads to park the truck. Buddy on dock trying to light a cig in the breeze, get frustrated and throws bow line in boat that was sitting right next to dock. Still looking away the spring breeze slowly blows the boat out into the lake. Driver of the truck comes over the hump of the parking lot and starts screaming... cig boy jumps in and swims for it. I would have asked the guy launching next (me) to give him a ride.

Friend shared this one. He's waiting to get clear to take out. Pleasure boat is in front with nice "boat dressings" if you know what I mean. He's coming in a bit hot to drop "boat dressing" on the dock so he pops it in reverse and guns it about the time "boat dressing" launches herself for the dock. She does a upper body/face plant into the dock, splat into the water and comes up spitting blood with a gushing nose.

Walking through parking lot I hear metal crunching. I look and a lady is getting out of a nice truck/trailer combo that she was trying to park. She pulled a bit early and creamed the trailer parked next to her. She let out curse words like a navy cook.

Warsaw, MO. Old pickup with a 10' jon boat and about eight pre-teens in the back. We're launched and go downriver and anchor to catfish. In a few minutes that jon boat with all of those kids, no PFD's, and only paddles comes by. There is at most 3-4" of boat sticking up out of the water. About 20 minutes later the water patrol full of sirens and lights comes full speed down the river. I can only guess their destination.