My brother and I were having the rare fishing trip together on his boat, worming the banks. It was a pretty morning and looking past my brother on the bow, I saw what I thought was a goose on the water some distance away. The more I looked, I realized it was really a stump. I said, "Hey, Grady, look at that stump. It looks just like a goose." He said, "It sure does". About that time, a goose flew down, about to land, until it realized it was a stump! It turned off. Goose's eyes are worse than mine!