A man passes away and goes to the Pearlly Gates. As St Peter leads him to a room full of clocks, The man ask what all the clocks were for. St Peter told him they expressed the number of times a person had lied during their time on earth. He continueing he said there is Mother Theresa's, It is straight up 12:00, because she has never spoke a lie. And there is Bill Clinton's @ 12:03, he has only told 3 lies. At this time the fellow ask where is George Bush's to which St Pete said, Oh Jesus has his in his office using it as a ceiling fan.