I will see you guys and gals when I get back.


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
>** fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
>** Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
>** Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
>** given only the following facts about terrorists:
>
>** 1. The season opened today.
>** 2. There is no limit.
>** 3. They taste just like chicken.
>** 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, the American flag or
>Jesus.
>** 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>
>** We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.