True story. Years ago a buddy and I went to Mark Twain lake bass fishin for the weekend. Well we caught enough bass and crappie for a fry sat. night and pigged out. We sat up till midnight shooting the bull and did our best to raise the Anhauser Busch stocks. Sunday morning we were on the water at sunrise and the bass are killin buzzbaits, I mean every other cast one of us is catchin a 2 to 3 lb. fish. Well right in the middle of this action all the beer and grease from the night before hits my buddy, and he starts hollering to get him to the bank. We're way back in a cove and I'm still hammerin the bass, so I tell him to hang it over the side I aint quitting fishin. Well, he's hangin over side and we're laughing and joking about the whole scene. All at once he lets out a scream, appearently I got the side of the boat to close to a tree and out he goes pants around his ankles, roll of paper in his hand. Now who would'nt think this was'nt funny, HIM. I can't stop laughing, he's cussin me and telling me about the butt kicking i'm gonna get when he gets back in . I get ahold of him to pull him in and he yanks me out of the boat. Now it's him and me and who knows what else floating in the lake, I'm still laughing and he's still cussin. I got punched every time I'd start laughing all the way home, seriously if I thought about it I would just crack up. It was a trip I don't think I'll ever forget. To this day when he says something smart azzd to me I tell him to hang it out the side, and the fights on. He says I SIDE-sWIPED him on purpose....