Now that is funny...
My story has the to do with the same business at hand. 2 guys where fishing down at Lake of the Ozarks. One of the guys had to go bad, told the other him to take him over to a dock. This way so he could be on steady ground and have something to hold on. After a few minutes he came back to the boat, but missing one of his socks. Asked him what happened said he dropped the toilet paper in the lake. And... well... he had to figure out something to use.... This story is not about me, but a 2 fellows in our crappie club. I still chuckle when I think about it.
Ted
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will keep me from crappie fishing!
2010 Lake of the Ozarks Super Slab Champion