I know enough to have an empty house when I pull something like that. Remind me sometime to tell you about when my bro-in-law and I made some venison jerky in my Mother-in-Laws oven...with no drip pan, and forgot to clean it afterwards. Last time, I assure you. It didn't help that we cut up a backstrap for the jerky, so She was already mad at us...
I go through Lawrys like most people go through regular salt. I would rank them as follows: 1. Lawrys
2. McCormicks Season All
3. Cavender's
4. Tony's