I need a smart rod because at least when I am fishing, by myself, and someone hears me talking I can just show them the rod and they’ll realize how smart I am. The way things are now I can hold up my rod, reel, tackle box, or minnow bucket and they still look at me like I am talking to myself or something. I wonder which language the smart rod will speak. Hopefully it’s rambling, ‘cause I speak rambling real well.