Thread: FLE FLY "Funny" Raffle #1601 - ends at end of March - Post a Funny...

Tom: What does every fisherman want?
Terry: What?
Tom: A gillfriend.

What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish

I was driving down the highway the other day and noticed blue lights right behind me. There was construction site with no where to pull over so I kept going. Finally I pulled over after a few short blasts of the State Troopers siren. He walks up and asks why didn't I stop that he'd been following me for several miles. I said well officer, my ex wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were trying to bring her back!!!!!!!