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Fishing is usually good in the rain. To bad girls don't like to fish in the rain, even in a Gore-Tex rain suit.
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“Pass me the shellfish,” Tom said crabbily
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said "Why the long face? " BWA HAHAHA!
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A mechanic was working on an Evinrude boat motor when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his boat shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bass boat.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the 'Rude.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic..."Try doing it with the engine running."
"Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket ?"
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