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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his school examination?
"Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing!"
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Little Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom.
“No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earthworm.”
“It’s not?” Eddy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?”
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Maurice: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
Denise: Where?
Maurice: The bobber shop.