Bass fishing is a douche-fest. It’s more about have the best gear money can buy, than it is catching fish.

My brother was sitting on the bank the other day, waiting for a bream bite, and a couple of bass holes coasted by on a $50,000 boat. They looked over at him and he heard one say to the other, “Bait and wait!”, and they proceeded to laugh hysterically to each other.

I told my brother, “I guess they don’t like to eat fish.”