At Crappie Camp, when a WHOLE BUNCH O' YOU LOSERS bailed out Sunday and then the tornadoes hit, and we spent half the night in the basement of the Visitor's Center.......a couple was there from Colorado, on their way East. They asked me "When is tornado season". I told the lady "Well, 3 years out of 4, it starts March 1 and goes to Feb 28. In the other year, it's a day longer".

The man got it, but she just nodded and said "Oh, that's a long time". I had to go outside (in the rain) to bust out laughing. I'm mean, that way.