Thread: Another X Whoopin!!

I just received a phone call from law enforcement near lake X. It seems that the local crappie are complaining about many of their family members going missing. I stated to the officer that I had nothing to with missing crappie and he said "I already know you don't catch fish, you do have a reputation, but do you know anyone who may be responsible for the abduction of these crappie". Not wishing to drop a dime on my fishing brothers, I said "Naw, but come back when you got 15 cents and I'll tell you exactly who's responsible". My fear is that the crappie hoards will soon take matters into their own fins and seek revenge from any fisherman who happens to be on the lake whether they are actually responsible for the missing fish family, and friends. So I beg of you for the sake of fishermen far and wide who may visit lake X (where ever that is) either ease up a bit on them or catch enough they go into hiding.

By the way, I hate all lake X fishermen, the reports of them tearing the fish up, and countless pictures of awesome limits. Forgive me for X pressing myself in this manner. I'll see ya'll Saturday.

I miss this post, them some eater for sure