Thread: LOSER Tips and Tricks: Taking advantage of a full moon…

Quite the imagination. I've used all these techniques, and they have helped keep my "LOSER" status intact, for the most part. I have accidentally caught a few doing these things tho, so be careful!!!!

Tip #9: Advanced Stealth Fishing – Once you've mastered the basic stealth fishing technique you will be ready to move to the more advanced stealth method of pretending like you are targeting catfish. Mastery of this super secret method is a requirement for the extremely elite LOSER Dev Group.

For this fishing method you need a cold bucket of chicken livers, 1/2 oz bank weights, big treble hooks and some old pantyhose. You will have to figure the rest of this highly classified approach out for yourself. If I tell you what you are supposed to do with the panty hose, I will have to kill you...

Originally Posted by blackfish

Thats good advice. I really like no.7 LMAO.

Number seven was just for you.

Tony, how many sleepless nights have you spent composing this list? Musta took months, being the First Class "LOSER" you have become!!!! On behalf ALL "LOSERS", we're Proud of ya!!!!!! Lmao

Tip #10: Electronics are the Great Equalizer – Most of the time, when I share this secret, everyone thinks I'm talking about fish finders but I'm really not. I'm thinking more of electric current generators. They work great and are much more stealthy than dynamite.

Employ this fishing method when you are ready to cut to the chase and put some fish flesh into the live well in a hurry. This is where those really big fishing nets come in handy. They help you haul in your catch before anyone notices.

Tip #11: Appeal To Their Baser Nature – The spawn may be over but that big hunk of slab crappie is still looking for some loving. You can capitalize on his more sleazy side by deploying a fish decoy. This is where those mounted fish really come in handy. Get a big old female crappie that has been mounted in all of her glory and dress her up for a big night out on the town, I mean make her look like a real floozy.

To do this correctly you will have to attache a small screw or something to the decoy so you can lower it from the side of the boat. When you get to crappie rich waters, just slowly lower your hot mamma crappie over the side of the boat and fish with confidence that her suiters will soon arrive to court her.

If you really want to create a fish frenzy, put together a whole school of these irresistible crappie decoys. Every slab in the lake will be strutting their stuff all around your fishing tackle. You can't hardly help but accidentally snag a few of them.

Tony, what were you thinking? This REALLY should be in the Moderated Board. You are giving priceless(and I do mean priceless!!) information to all the Lurker lOSERS out there. This knowledge does not come easy. It takes countless fishless days on the water, thousands of knee-broken poles, hundreds of dollars of tackle frustratedly hurled into lakes all across Arkansas, to gain this type of info. Why'd ya do it Tony, why'd ya do it?

Originally Posted by Cmj

Tony, what were you thinking? This REALLY should be in the Moderated Board. You are giving priceless(and I do mean priceless!!) information to all the Lurker lOSERS out there. This knowledge does not come easy. It takes countless fishless days on the water, thousands of knee-broken poles, hundreds of dollars of tackle frustratedly hurled into lakes all across Arkansas, to gain this type of info. Why'd ya do it Tony, why'd ya do it?

Oh no! You mean this isn't the moderated forum?!?!?!? My bad!

Now I gotta go figure out how to unring the bell...