I nominate CMJ to be the Political Correctness Advisor. He can make sure we don't offend anyone's sensibilities with our abundant negativity: negative fish counts; negative bank accounts; negative no accounts; etc...Quote:
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I nominate CMJ to be the Political Correctness Advisor. He can make sure we don't offend anyone's sensibilities with our abundant negativity: negative fish counts; negative bank accounts; negative no accounts; etc...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cmj
I suppose that RCC has elevated his fineself to the position of Professional LOSER. I can only hope to attain what he has attained. I am neither a Promotional LOSER nor a Professional LOSER. I am an Amateur LOSER. An Amateur LOSER has caught fish in the past, but he can't remember where or when, or especially how.
For example..........
Was having lunch with some fellows today, and one of them's sister.........(I did not say brother........I said his SISTER).......who is gainfully employed, and has but a few hours per day to fish........texted him on one of those newfangled pitcher fones and said "We caught ninety elebben fourteen or nine yesterday at Location X. We tipped our baits with crappie nibbles".
Say what?
What baits did you tip with crappie nibbles? Oh, I know what crappie nibbles are. I have 'em in chartreuse (a color unknown to any person not a fisherman), and now High Glow Pink. High Glow Pink should be reserved for those things that cannot be discussed on the Internet. But I have crappie nibbles in that very color. Last time I went, I used them. They are a PAIN THE PATOOSIE TO USE, I tell you. Bring in your hook. Dip out a minnow (belly gets in the way of bending over, but you gotta do it), put it on. Reach in pocket, unscrew nibble bottle, get a Nibble. Put nibble on hook AFTER minnow. It falls off. Get another. Put it on. Put in water. Watch it float away because it falls off. (Why don't they make these things out of the same mess that catfish stink bait is made of? It would never fall off).....
What was I talking about? Oh, yeah....
Anyway, I used those. I bet I caught over 90 fish that day. I am not joking. I know, that probably means I have to give up my position as Treasurer of the LOSERS, but I did. Trouble was, if I had kept all of them, they would have fit in my minnow bucket WITH THE MINNOWS STILL IN THERE. I am not making this up just to be really funny on the internet. That's what really happened.
I did manage to catch one whopper Crappie. I bet she weighed well over 2 lbs. I also kept a pile of those small ones, because Mama told me not to come home without crappie. Every one of them had eggs. All I could think of was "TEEN PREGNANCY". Such small critters, having sex at such a young age. Shocking.
However, they tasted JUST LIKE CRAPPIE.
I'm forgetting where I was in this story. But I'm going again Thursday. You really need to get out of my way, if possible. I have a reputation to uphold.
Oh, and to edit.........I didn't know we were showing duck pictures. Here's mine, just back from the Taxidermist. I just wish, like RCC, I had some crappie pics to put with it.
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/k...sa9d60749.jpeg
Notice how I trained him to sit in the chair? That took work, guys.
Buckrub, I didn't know about you at first, but you gonna be allllll right.:Rofl
Maybe we should try duck fishing. :Doh:
I hear that you can bait a trotline with corn...
Buckrub definitely belongs in this esteemed company of LOSERs! I'm glad you joined up. :biggrin
Duck fishing.
DUCK fishing.
Dang.
Gonna go to bed and think on some stuff................
Hahahahahaha! Buckrub got skewled by a gurl!!! Oh wait, the Political Correctness Advisor can't say that can he? What I meant to say was, WHOOPED by a WOMAN!! Uh........I don't think this is gonna work out fellas.
Where would I find an application to this club, I really like what y'all have to say.
A Pro...You must have a serious Look from time to time...A stern Look about you... and good looking low cut chin... and always and I do mean always have a good looking pair of sun glasses resting on your Ball Cap.that says you mean BIZ!!! I found a Good Looking Pic for all you Anti-Pros. LOL
After looking at the picture above from CrappiePro, I understand why I'm in the LOSERS club and not the esteemed Pro Fisherman club. That guy in that picture is out running around the lake burning more gas than I do on a week long trip from Blytheville to Dardanelle looking for another Pro Fisherman (which those are very few and far between).
I on the other hand, most of the time don't have to even start my outboard motor. There is usually a big cluster of LOSERS out floating around in the middle of the lake and they look as if they are out there actually catching fish (that's just a trademark move of a LOSER to get people to come out and join our ranks as they are gradually eased in as they start fishing from the outside edge of us thinking they are slowly moving in through the maze of boats when actually all the LOSERS out there are surrounding the new boat that just pulled in)
One other thought here, Tony, do think it possible that the LOSERS could have some type of outerwear that would signify who we are? Look at that picture above. That guy is a professional fisherman..................Never mind, I just took a second look at that picture and I'm not sure I want to look like that!!!