Pro, Pro Staff, Semi-Pro...

Fishhunter, I really hated to reveal to all those folks in Central Arkansas what really happened there on Conway. I will never be welcomed there again!! :Rofl

arkcrappie welcome to the NEA Chapter of the League Of Semi-Extraordinary Rascals. I believe that the exploits that you have shared will more than qualify you for expert status in the anti-pro, or sub-pro, or just plain sub-par ranks. I am proud to call you an associate and fellow LOSER! :highfive

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Originally Posted by arkcrappie

Tony, I don't know where I fall here. You say the anti-pro will make the fish quit biting on the day he shows up (at least for him). I'll relay a story and you tell me a what level you think I am.

Earlier this year, March the 21st to be exact, I left my home in the northeast corner of our fine state in order to head to Lake Conway and enjoy a weekend of fishing with some fine folks from CDC on the 23rd. (a tourney that was held by CACA) The fish had been biting and biting well and I think all of us remember ALL of those pictures that CrappiePro and CrappieGreg were posting along with several others that posted so many pictures of fish they are catching from Lake Conway.
At the tournament, to the best of my memory, 9 of 17 boats weighed in fish (i was not one that weighed fish). That I thought was a little strange since the fishing had been so good there. Since my appearance at that tournament, I don't think the fishing has returned to Lake Conway. I did notice that CP caught 8 or 9 the other day (had to be luck).
So at what level of Anti-Pro am I to kill the bite on a lake for darn near 60 days?? :dono

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Didn't you fish the tourney at Augusta also? Those fish may NEVER bite again. He//, you oughta to be the president of LOSERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Originally Posted by BigRiverMarine

Didn't you fish the tourney at Augusta also? Those fish may NEVER bite again. He//, you oughta to be the president of LOSERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Duly noted. The committee will consider your nomination of arkcrappie for president! However, rather than rush to judgement, we will wait and see who else throws their hat in the ring...

Tony I will vote for, surely you can do it

Bill, you really didn't have to mention Augusta!! :biggrin

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Originally Posted by arkcrappie

Bill, you really didn't have to mention Augusta!! :biggrin

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The testimony of your exploits is staggering! You are clearly very qualified to lead this tragic band of misguided experts.

I thought from reading on here that this McCall kid was a decent guy. Not so.

I am seriously hurt. Upset. Torn. Torn UP!

I am not 1/10 the fisherman that RCC is!! I can't hold a candle to his prowess. IF he catches 10, I will catch 1. If he catches 20, I will sink the boat. If he catches 40, my truck will explode.

I get no respect whatsoever for being as sorry a fisherman as I am. Only problem with being this good at being bad, is that I can't show any pictures to prove it!!!

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Originally Posted by Tony McCall

The testimony of your exploits is staggering! You are clearly very qualified to lead this tragic band of misguided experts.

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I'm actually very qualified to take up golf!!

You do know that my other hobby is hunting, especially ducks! I just can't figure why no one wants to go with me!!??!! nonono

Buckrub I do believe that there is a place within the League Of Semi-Extraordinary Rascals for folks like you!

We are going to creating an apprenticeship class where RCC is going to school all of us. Before you know it you will be on the road to becoming a full fledged Crappie Ninja Master (in training)!

As far as respect for your non-fish-catching prowess I nominate you to be the secretary/treasurer of the LOSERS. Since we don't have any funds and aren't likely to ever get any, your fishing skills make you uniquely qualified for this position.

Empty live wells are a lot like empty bank bags... If you are depending on them for dinner, you are going to starve to death!