Thread: New Guy!

Originally Posted by Cmj

...You are correct, there are lots of knowledgeable guys on here, myself and RCC excluded!

Well thanks a lot Chris. You just blew my chance to pull the wool over someones eyes and make them think I am a pro. I guess he would have figured out the truth sooner or later.

Welcome to Crappie.com RKCrappie. I encourage you to get out now while you have the chance. If you stay, you will find yourself needing to do the following...
1. Purchase a higher speed internet connection. The crappie are so big that these guys catch, it takes a half day to load the pics at normal speeds. Conway once gave me a flash drive with 4 fish pics on it and the flash drive weighed 12 pounds.
2. Hire a secretary to help organize the many tips given and convert them into usable fishing data.
3. Buy a new boat. A crappie would be ashamed to show his face in a bass boat.
4. Buy new poles. Crappie will only bite on equipment made specifically for crappie fishing and must say so on the label.
5. Buy some Pepto Bismol to help with the nausea when you catch one of these. Carol had to tell me to quit gagging so she could take the picture. Notice the joyful look on my face.


You have been adequately warned of the side effects of joining this forum. Further viewing will be done at your own risk.

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