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    Two arabs were on an airplane flight and noticed they were sitting next to a Jew. He was watching the movie with his shoes off to be more comfortable."watch this!" one arab says to his buddy. " Excuse me, sir. We are on the inside. Could you please get us a couple of glssses of orange juice?" The jew says ok and takes off down the aisle in his stocking feet. The arab reaches over, picks up his shoes and deposits a hocker in each one. Jew returns and the Arabs finish their juice as if nothing happened Upon arrival the jew sticks his feet into his shoes and when he figures out what happened the arabs broke out in laughter. The jew looks over and says " When will it ever end? All this spitting in shoes ---and pissing in orange juice."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.

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    hahahahahaha

    "The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it".

    William James

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    Lol
    All men are created equal, some work harder in the preseason.
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