Quote Originally Posted by RCC View Post
Dear RBM:

Thank you for the completed report in such a timely manner. While I am mostly against texting and driving, there are some things that are of such importance that need to be texted immediately, These fishing reports are one of those things. I'm sorry that I will not be able to send you the $147.50 until the first. (the first chance I get to pay you) I would suggest that when appearing in court, you are able to get a crappie fishing judge who will waive the ticket for a peek at the completed fishing report form. In the mean time, please work on evading the laws more efficiently. I wish you much success fishing and evading the laws in the future and keep those reports coming.

Sincerely,

Fishing Report Admin

I knew this one was coming. BWAHAHAHAHAHA