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[Kingfish1]

Too funny.

[cache22]

Now you know RCC , I true lurker would need to sign up to fill that out. Then would they still be a lurker?

Catch 22 ! (cull 2)

[arkansasbowhunter]

You forgot gps coordinates and aerial picture to fishing hole lol

[RCC]

I've bumped this thread just because the "lurker", "fishing report thing" happens every year and never ends well.

Here's the fishing report parody that resulted from last years fiasco.

Everyone enjoy and have a Merry Christmas.

[gzrglide]

Good one, so can I fill in the default Lat/Lon now... 35.60/-90.45 or is that to general? How many significant digits do you want?

[RCC]

Bumping this so I will know where to go fish and what to fish with because duck hunting keeps me from crappie scouting. You can pm the completed forms to me. I am more interested in the reports from people who claim to catch big fish but never have a picture or tell how they did it. You know who you are.

[Cmj]

I am more interested in the reports from people who claim to catch big fish but never have a picture or tell how they did it. You know who you are.

Hmmmmm, let's see. At work, 40+ hrs a week, I am crammed in a confined space with a bunch of yahoos that think they are the best at what they do. At school, another 15-20 hrs a week, with people that dont even know enough to know how much they dont know(this is me.) So fishing is my time to get away from all that. WHY IN THE WORLD would I want to see a little known hot spot, that I put the time and effort into locating, be turned into basically the same thing?

[Mac Daddy]

Is it necessary to tell you my partner I fished with had bad gas all day long. Which reminds me of a trip some years ago, OK, not that many years ago I'm only 37 but I was just outa HS so I'd say a lil over 15yr ago. Anyways, I had a 14' ALumaweld with 20horse tiller drive on it. We were on Dequeen lake at Rolling Fork landing for those who know the area it has weed beds all around it come Summer time and it was that time of the year. Me and my fishing partner were buzz baiting around that grass for green carps before daylight when a couple of older gentlemen were launching not far from us. They could hear us talking I know, we weren't that far. I had the worst case of gas that morning and let one go off the plastic boat seat that might have been heard plum to the dam and back! My buddy was raising cane saying you nasty Bas$#&%! He had moved all the way back sitting on top of the motor and these older guys were really taking in the show, laughing and carrying on. Almost as good as the time I let loose in the vehicle beside my wife.....in an enclosed car wash! To answer this post though I plan on going either Thursday or Friday, heck maybe both days!

I know this is an old thread but this post reminded me of when I had my one and only brand new truck. It was only a couple of weeks old and I was taking my kids to school when I could tell by how my stomach felt that I was fixing to let out a SBD (silent but deadly). My son, a first grader then, was in the back seat of this new Mazda pickup, when I heard him say "Oooo", then he starts scrambling to try to open the small vent glass in the back, he had his nose out the crack of the glass when he said "I think I'm going to be sick", I saw him heave a little and said "don't you dare" about that time he put both of his hands up to his mouth. I'm trying to pull over as fast as I can when I looked up into the mirror and see it squirting through the poor boys fingers. I knew I had messed up. My daughter jumped out of the truck and threw the seat forward about the time my son tried to throw it out the door, but it hit the passenger door window and ran down the onto everything. Maybe the worse mess I've ever seen. Lesson learned that day, it maybe funny at the time but it can go south quick. (I'm still kind of proud of that one though)

[BigRiverMarine]

Once again, the I's have it.

[arkansasbowhunter]

What the heck are you saying "the I's have it". Don't get it lol.