Thread: The Crappie Ninja episode I

I am waiting on the "Crappie Ninja's" seminar on women. He seems to have them figured out too. Mrs DP sez "there ain't none of that stuff happening in your house".
Lead on!!! I want to be able to wax on and wax off too.
DP

Originally Posted by DRPEPPER

I am waiting on the "Crappie Ninja's" seminar on women. He seems to have them figured out too. Mrs DP sez "there ain't none of that stuff happening in your house".
Lead on!!! I want to be able to wax on and wax off too.
DP

Just remember fish and women a whole lot a like. Thumbs Up Just got to know how to tease em into taking the bait and then know how to play em. Both can be temperamental , but never think you have them totally figured out Weedhoppers.

RCC get back home to NEA and leave those Central Ar lakes alone. They will make you crazy.

Come-on you guys, let's get to part III, I'm waiting with baited breath, ain't been
this close to the edge of my chair in years. Rumor has it a movie may be in the works.
Suspense is killin' me.......where is that Ninja icon, banghead, no...., no......there has to be
a Ninja icon here somewhere. First two parts were great, we need a crappie ninja icon. LOL

Originally Posted by Billy E

RCC get back home to NEA and leave those Central Ar lakes alone. They will make you crazy.

I think it's way tooooo late.

I think he's been fishing some Hippy's weed beds

We got us another WBbangheadRofl

As the wind began to blow out of the due west at approximatley the speed of a NASA wind tunnel set to hurricane, the CNM (crappie ninja master) began to snatch crappie after crappie out of the bush. I had heard others tell the tale of the CNM hookset and landing technique. I assumed for years, that this tale was just a myth but seeing the technique in person left me quaking in my crocs. As I watched and listened, I began to detect a sequence of sounds in the rhythm of the CNM catching frenzy. It reminded me of the sound that you hear when you run over a possum at 55mph on the interstate. It was the sound of "thump, thump" on each catch. Perhaps it was the sound of hitting a possum at 85mph on the interstate because the first thump sound was not complete. ThuThump, ThuThump, ThuThump the sound went on and on and I realized the first Thu was the crappie hitting and the completion Thump was the fish hitting the bottom of the boat. ThuThump, 11 inch fish, ThuThump, 13 inch fish, ThuThump 14.5 inch crappie which after hitting the bottom of the boat the CNM said "get the net young glass hoppa," and finished with a chinese sounding laugh " he he he he he"" as he tossed the slab into the cooler. We were soon joined by another sampan which gave us a fishing report of "the fish aren't biting today" and headed for the landing. The CNM turned to me and said "young glass hoppa learn old chinese proverb. Fish already in cooler have no need of fishing report." he finished the thought with another funny sounding chinese laugh "he he he he he".


to be continued...next episode sub titled Young Grass Hoppers first catch.