Reply With QuoteRCC
Do we fish on the same lakes, a Man after my own words.
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Small fish excuses.
Due to the nature of my fishing, I have decided to compile a list for all those I meet on the lake that look in my 6 pack cooler and see the fish in it. From now on, I refuse to go into a long explanation about the size of my fish and will only quote the following numbers for an excuse. I would suggest that all who fish my area print these and laminate them for reference. I will print and laminate these for you for a nominal fee plus shipping and handling.
1. I Choose not to catch the big fish to help improve the genetics.
2. I Choose not to catch the big fish cause it may damage my fishing equipment.
3. I Choose not to catch the big fish cause I have a bad back and they are too heavy.
4. I Choose not to catch the big fish cause I like the taste of the small ones better.
5. I Choose not to catch the big fish cause my filet knife is not big enough.
6. I Choose not to catch the big fish cause my filet knife is on its last leg.
7. I Choose not to catch the big fish cause I would like to give the kids a chance at a big one.
8. I Choose to catch the big fish because I only have a short time to fish and bigger ones take too long to land.
9. I Choose not to catch the big fish cause there ain't none in this lake.
Those who can add to this list of excuses will receive a discount in the shipping price for your list, however the handling fee will be increased slightly to offset the cost of additional paper and ink for a longer list.
I am also sponsoring a small fish tournament at Chicot camp. Smallest fish will be worth 3 bucks cash. Entry will be 25 cents.
Last edited by RCC; 03-02-2012 at 07:18 PM.
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Do we fish on the same lakes, a Man after my own words.
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Count me in, LOL !!!!
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U may want to redo #8
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I knew we always had somethin in common, thats a good one mr randall
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RCC you just ain't right ! Get to Nimrod Lake ASAP and lets catch a limit.
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I figure about anyone can catch them ole fat crappie,,heck, you can look at them and tell that eating is their favorite past time, it takes a expurt to catch those annemic skinny fish....lol
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I'm posting on this thread just to raise my post count by one!!! LMBO. Good list.
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your too funny
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Which brings me to reason number 10. I choose NOT to catch the big fish cause it takes too much attention to detail.Originally Posted by jphunter
Thanks for the nice catch JP
HEY ALL YA"LL DISREGARD the WORDS on #8. Youl know what I meant.
OH...ADDnumber 11 from xring
#11 I choose to not catch the big ones cause "anyone can catch them ole fat crappie,,heck, you can look at them and tell that eating is their favorite past time, it takes a expurt to catch those annemic skinny fish"
Thanks xringRofl
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