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  1. 08-23-2011, 02:59 AM #1
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    Default redneck security system


    1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
    2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
    3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
    4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. ~Cooter


    Works everytime.
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  2. 08-23-2011, 07:49 AM #2
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    RoflRoflRoflRoflRofl
    My wife keeps saying I never listen to her....... or something like that!
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  3. 08-23-2011, 05:04 PM #3
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    That one is good, I have left a note Mother Law Lives Here
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  4. 08-23-2011, 08:31 PM #4
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    Both of those are hilarious!!!!!

    "The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it".

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  5. 08-25-2011, 09:20 AM #5
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    That is too funny!!!!
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  6. 08-25-2011, 09:28 AM #6
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    Yes!!!!!!! Lmao
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