06/02/2011 am THE OMEN

Again, I awoke shortly AFTER the crack of dawn since in Missouri dawn seems to crack slightly before dawns in Arkansas. I walked out on the deck to take in some morning air and the view.

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While leaning over the rail a hummingbird with a green throat flew up and hovered right in front of me. After a few seconds, the hummingbird flew on up to my face and began to circle my head while I TRIED to remain motionless since I knew this was definately some kind of mojo in the works. The humminbird was so close, I could feel the wind off his wings and the sound was similar to sticking your ear to your weedeater while it is running. After a few moments I had an unsettling feeling that the hummingbird was about to stick that long sharp bill into my ear since my ears are large and flower shaped and seemed to be what the bird was attracted to. I moved, and the event was over. But what did it mean? It has been discused on this board about about butterfly mojo, chicken mojo, but never hummingbird mojo. Were we to catch lots of fish? Was I perhaps going to find a great deal on a new depth finder? Or was it simply that in my morning stuper had accidently used the wifes perfume instead of my anti-perspirant and I smelled like a pansy instead of a man. Time would tell.