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    Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center.

    Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits
    about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

    The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.

    This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month
    for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

    Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da
    normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000 !!

    "Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first ??


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    Good one!
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    Pretty good
    "Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn." - Chuck Clark :D

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    like it!

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    Makes good sense to me, everything is about the dollar these days.
    You should've been here yesterday!!!! :rolleyes:

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    It got a laugh out of me THANKS.
    Noslab.

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    good one

    A bad day of fishing
    beats a good day at work.

    Jerry

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    Good one!! God bless the ones that are over there!!!
    Was that a bite? Forgot what they feel like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmannyj View Post
    God bless the ones that are over there!!!
    Amen to that!!!

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