Thread: Good Day on Nimrod!

Originally Posted by slabbandit

Fillets filled a gallon ice cream bucket.

A gallon ice cream bucket!! LOL! That's how old guys measure everything.

"How many squirrels ya'll get?"
"Oh, 'bout a gallon ice cream bucket full."

"Ya'll got any worms on yer trees yet?"
"Yup. Got a gallon ice cream bucket in the freezer."

"Your butterbeans sure are lookin' good."
"Yeah they are. I already got an ice cream bucket full."
"Gallon?"
"Of course."

"The ole lady is thinking about getting some of them new fangled store bought hooters."
"Dang. Really?" What size?"
...well, you get the picture...