You all have seen four way intersections out in the country that have a four way flashing red light. Back in the day a fellow my mother worked with was out drinking and driving. Pulled up stopped and took off. Just as he has gone a short distance he looks in the mirror and sees the flashing red light. So he pulled over to the shoulder of the road. Said he wasn't sure how long he sat there before he realized it was the traffic light and not a cop.

Some things a person just needs to keep to themselves.