The Husband says to his wife, "Today is a fine day." The next day he says, "Today is a fine day." Again, the next day he says the same thing, "Today is a fine day." Finally, after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband, "All week, you have been saying the same thing, 'Today is a fine day.' I am fed up of hearing it. What's the matter?" The husband replies, "Last week, when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day........" I was just trying to remind you!!!