Fisherman

[Ditch Basser]

Z-man sent this to me, I had to share.

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Severalcarloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffinin it.

A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been avery avid fisherman.”

"Oh, he still is," remarked one of themourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we buryhis wife."

[DockShootinJack]

Too funny.

[alabamaal]

lol Ditch Basser to funny . My dad since I was old enough to remember said he wanted to be buried it the preacher hole ,our favorite Bluegill and Shellcracker spot.

[Tony the Tiger]

[LarryDavid]

HaHaHa!!

Reminds me of this one:

"Hey, I've got a question and really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and putting on several other items. It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

My question: Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the shop for repairs?"

[whit5607]

I would trade for a new one.

[Ditch Basser]

You mean cut your losses and trade both.