Who am I ?

I heard we got 1000 tickets left, whats up with that ? we cant even sell out the stadium with all the games we've won around hear ? hell I'll buy them tickets myself and give em away !!!
Poor little cry baby nickie. thats what Joe will call him from now on ............ so let it be written so let it be dun.
Well all JOE can tell ya little cry baby nickie is pull that 60 grand out yo pocket a buy away !!
Yall bammer gewbers best get to buyin some tickets !! cry baby has SPOKEN !!!!
BAW HAW HAW HAW what a nick head
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