Hear about the AUBURN fan who lost $50 on the football game?
He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.


Q: What did the ALABAMA grad say to the AUBURN grad?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

What do they call a crime ring in AUBURN?
A huddle

Did you hear about the new honor system at AUBURN?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

Two AUBURN scholars were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks.
The first AUBURN scholar said “Those are deer tracks.”
The second one said “Nope, they’re too big for deer tracks. They must be elk tracks.”
As the debate raged on they were hit by a train

Q: What do AUBURN fans call it when a referee throws a game?
A: Saturday

An AUBURN fan called the hospital saying “My wife is having a baby, what should I do?”
The nurse asked, “Is this her first baby?”
The AUBURN fan replied, “No, this is her husband.”