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A wife,trying to be romantic, sent her husband a text. " if you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking send me a sip. If you're crying, send me you tears. I love you.
The husband replied " I'm on the toilet. Please send advice".
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.RogerA LIKED above post
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