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  1. 08-25-2022, 09:52 PM #1
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    Answered the door this afternoon to be greeted by a vacuum salesman who more or less pushed his way in. Then he took out a bag of disgusting soil some of which appeared to be a portion of a cow patty. He dumped it in my floor and told me not to worry. "If it doesn't pick it up, I'll eat it!" I told him " well, I hope you're hungry because they just shut my electricity off this morning!"
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    Haha now that would be funny to see. Reminds me of one of the salesman that came years back to my parents house. I remember them dumping stuff on carpet as well. Rainbow vacuum was the brand and my parents almost bought the thing. Almost….lol
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    Poor fella
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    Hope he's hungry.
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    Now that was good! I remember the sales pitch on the electrolux canister that looked like an Airstream camper.
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  7. 08-27-2022, 07:58 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by rufishn View Post
    Now that was good! I remember the sales pitch on the electrolux canister that looked like an Airstream camper.
    I remember that one!
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