Likes Likes:  5
Thanks Thanks:  0
HaHa HaHa:  0
Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Hope this isn't too offensive

  1. 04-27-2018, 03:49 PM #1
    Gomer Snerd
    Gomer Snerd is offline Crappie.com 3K Star General
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Jonesboro
    Posts
    3,448
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default Hope this isn't too offensive


    At a funeral for a lady they were carrying her out when they bumped a wall while making a bend. Muffled sounds were heard from within. The lady was still alive and the bump brought her to. She lived another 10 years before passing. At her funeral they were carrying her out once more. From back in the room you could hear her husband say " And be careful around that corner!"
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 04-27-2018, 04:07 PM #2
    Rees Guide's Avatar
    Rees Guide
    Rees Guide is offline Crappie.com Legend
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    MS
    Posts
    28,841
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    1990 Stratos 285 Pro 200 HP Merc
    SpyderLok Rod Holders
    Proud Member of Team Watch The Finger!!!
    (662) 458-8925
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 04-27-2018, 05:00 PM #3
    Billbob's Avatar
    Billbob
    Billbob is offline Crappie.com Legend - 2013 Guber Of The Year * Crappie.com Supporter
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    md. st. in.
    Posts
    16,482
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    lol


    Sent from my iPhone using Crappie.com Fishing mobile app
    PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER

    Crappie.com Pro Staff
    Guber Pro Staff
    Cane Pole Pro Staff
    Haulin Ash Pro Staff
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 04-27-2018, 05:19 PM #4
    Snubby's Avatar
    Snubby
    Snubby is offline Crappie.com 3K Star General * Member Sponsor
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Olive Branch, MS
    Posts
    3,014
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 04-27-2018, 08:11 PM #5
    Slab Slinger's Avatar
    Slab Slinger
    Slab Slinger is offline Crappie Wall Hanger II
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Byram, MS
    Posts
    497
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    That’s terrible....but funny.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 04-28-2018, 05:26 PM #6
    Boatbottom
    Boatbottom is offline Crappie.com 2K Star General
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Location
    Ms
    Posts
    2,972
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Rotfl


    Sent from my iPhone using Crappie.com Fishing mobile app
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 04-28-2018, 05:46 PM #7
    ET Fish's Avatar
    ET Fish
    ET Fish is offline Crappie.com Legend
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Location
    Alcoa, Tennessee
    Posts
    8,937
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 04-30-2018, 08:02 AM #8
    BigRiverMarine's Avatar
    BigRiverMarine
    BigRiverMarine is offline Crappie.com Legend
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    23,375
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Hope this isn't too offensiveHope this isn't too offensiveHope this isn't too offensiveHope this isn't too offensiveHope this isn't too offensive


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 04-30-2018, 01:54 PM #9
    Iwannafish's Avatar
    Iwannafish
    Iwannafish is offline Crappie.com 2K Star General
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Mc Carley, Mississippi, United States
    Posts
    2,556
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 04-30-2018, 02:17 PM #10
    Boa3's Avatar
    Boa3
    Boa3 is offline Crappie.com 1K Star General
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    1,249
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules

BACK TO TOP