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  1. 01-10-2018, 11:55 AM #1
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    Of the time daddy gave me money to go pay the electric bill. On the way I stopped by a store and they were raffling off a new car. Daddy's old ford was getting run down so I spent the money on raffle tickets. When I got home and daddy found out what I had done he beat the crap out of me. Next morning we looked out and someone pulled up in a new car. It was a man from the electric company and he got out and shut off our electricity. Daddy beat the crap out of me again.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilbur View Post
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    that's what daddy said and he beat the crap out of one more time. Of course we had a poor relationship. One time he came into my room unannounced. When he saw what I was doing he said "If you keep doing that you'll go blind!" I said "I'm over here, Dad."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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