Dumas, Dewitt or Pine Bluff. Great fishing nearby. Not so great for places to live but that wasn't the question. Texarkana might not be so bad. Hot Springs too. Really about anywhere is the right answer.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.